Depending on who you ask, we're either in the midst of a renaissance or the dark ages of home appliances. There's a kitchen tool for almost every unusual culinary project: multi-chamber air fryers, Ninja blenders that turn anything into ice cream, and even a machine that makes homemade dog treats.
Few of us have the space or funds to purchase all those fancy countertop appliances. In my case, I had to move my ice cream machine to a coat closet to make room in my kitchen. I don't have the counter space for any more equipment, but this buzzworthy drink machine beckons me like a siren's song.
The Margaritaville Tahiti Margarita Machine has: three With a 24 oz blending jar and a center chute to pour fresh crushed ice in, you can make margaritas, daiquiris, mudslides, mojitos, pina coladas, smoothies, and any other frozen drink you can imagine.
This is the Ferrari of margarita machines, and it's truly massive. It weighs over 20 pounds and has a volume of over 4 cubic feet. Normally retailing for a whopping $660, it's on sale for a limited time only for $363.83.
There are plenty of arguably more useful things you can buy for $363.83, and several members of the Delish team argued that no one actually needs the device.
“If Jamba Juice doesn't have it, you probably don't need it,” says Julia Smith, Director of Community & Audience Development. The company's Features Director Ryan Grim likened the machine to Cerberus, the legendary three-headed dog of the Greek underworld.
I'll admit that it's expensive and impractical, but logistical concerns aside, I still secretly love this product.
Assistant Audience Development Editor Isabella Campos agrees that this is pretty cool: “If you have the space and the funds and you're hosting it regularly, why not do it?” she says. Senior Audience Development Editor Sam Kakkamis says this is the kind of equipment you'd see in an episode of a TV show. MTV Cribs.
Imagine inviting friends over and treating them to a made-to-order frozen margarita. Available in house-made cherry, blue raspberry, and Coca-Cola ICEE?
Unfortunately, rent has to be paid so I probably won't own a Margaritaville Tahiti in my lifetime, but if you do end up buying one, please invite me over.